• General Melchett replied to the topic Everything in the forum Everything 4 years, 10 months ago

    How to catch a spy… allow three weeks to smoke the bugger out. Use any method you see fit. Personally, I’d recommend you get a hold of a cocker spaniel, tie your suspect down on a chair with a potty on his head, then pop his todger between two floury buns and shout “Dinner time, Fido!”